Despite decades of dedicated research and development by many prestigious companies such as John Deere and Toro, it was two young backwoods developers who inaugurated the best new riding mower technology to date. Think about all of the great benefits displayed by these scholars: you can far exceed speeds of a normal riding lawnmower; you have a buddy with you at all times so as to avoid the dreaded “lonely mow”; if you get tired of cutting the grass you can just ride off to do some 4 wheelin’. There are many more clear advantages to this new machine but I’ll let you use your imagination.
Just remember, next time you think you don’t have something – like a riding mower – turn that frown upside down because you can always consult the rednecks of the world to come up with something genius.
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