I can picture it now…
“Hey son, for your 40th birthday, I really wanted to do something special for you which is why I have saved my first VW as a 40th birthday gift. What’s that? No, don’t be silly, I didn’t just leave it in the same place back in the woods for the past 40 years of your life with a complete lack of care or attention. Oh, I see. Yeah, you got me there. I guess the 40 year-old tree growing between the bumper and body does give me away. Sorry. Well, happy birthday anyway, glad you’re a lumberjack.”
