Moral: Don't Cheat, For Many Reasons

Well alrighty then, I'll make this into a quaint little multiple choice option for you in case you happen to find yourself wondering what is going on here:

A.The man appearing to be hanging from the balcony is actually a private in the military doing some in-the-field pull-ups for the aggressive drill master with the gun. The lady is the nurse just looking on.
B.An innocent man was just trying to borrow some pants from his neighbor who said “no” and flipped out.
C.The woman is worried about this man who is about to fall off the balcony and the only thing the other man had to try to help give him something to grab hold of was a gun.
D.The man with the large gun is about to annihilate the other guy after he caught his wife cheating on him with this schmuck. The schmuck is pretty much screwed either way because he can either fall and break some bones or stay and probably get shot.

By the off chance that you really didn’t know the answer, it is option “D”. Bad move guy, seriously bad move – I’d say you probably deserve what’s about to happen. And just a side note, anybody else wonder what the person taking this picture was thinking…?!

Iverson Strikes Again

The clock is ticking down to the last minute and the Hawks are up by one. Can Allen the superhero save the day? Let's see: In comes Iverson for a fantastic dunk, no wait, it's his infamous crotch shot. Unfortunately, no points were awarded for this. The look on the face says it all, there is just no way you can spin this to make it a pleasant experience.

Evolution of the Toilet: Go on the Go

In fact, I do find myself sometimes wondering if I could make using the bathroom more convenient or efficient while I'm on a road trip. Herein lies the magnificent answer: the toilet-mobile.

Just picture with me the glorious possibilities of this reality. First, let's pretend this idea morphed into a production ready, four-seater (because who wouldn't want it...). Next, let's pretend you are on a long trip in the car (aka your toilet-mobile)and you think, dadgumit, if my kids have to stop one more time to use the bathroom, I am gonna lose it...but wait...I don't...have to stop...brilliant! One can lose precious travel time with silly bathroom stops, and over your lifetime that could mean literally weeks added to your lifespan. Ahhh, yes, the entrepreneurial spirit of America strikes gold again!