How to Lose Your Job 101:

How in the name of Tom Cruise does a boat manage to get itself into such a compromising position?! I would love to hear that it was involved in an annual ridiculously expensive yacht-jumping competition and the captain just absolutely murked himself. However, I believe it is actually quite simple in this case. Observe, if you will, the cables that seem to have at one time been attached to this yacht. After that, notice the gentleman with the "oh crap" face at the stern; which is, of course, because he is about to go swimming with a multi-million dollar yacht; a brand new Carvel. I'm certainly no mathematician, but I have derived what I believe to be the equation to obtain such a result:

Min wage crane operator + Beer x Other unfavorable substances / General apathy = General Disaster

PETA Beware: Killer Trombone

Yes, this is an addmittedly odd picture, but do you remember the good old days? The ones where you used to vigorously practice tuning your trombone with your squirell friends? Ok, well, maybe not, but this is apparently what it looks like to literally murder an animal with the sheer atrocity of a poorly performed trombone crecendo. Way to go, jerk.

…And yes, I really have no idea what is going on here in actuality. I can only speculate as to a host of possible explanations, most of them are utterly ridiculous, as is this photo. So in the interest of saving my typing hands, I will let this one rest in the minds of the beholders.