Mental Mischief

Ever wonder who sits around and makes these things? They must be pure geniuses….or people with odd interests that have way too much free time. Either way, I thank you, oh majestic mind boggler creator, for yet another gorgeous display of mind trickery.

In case you haven’t noticed already, here’s how this one works: take a close look, are there dots chassing each other around in the white space between the black squares or is that your mind? Despite what you may think, there are NO dots or markings of any kind in the white space – it is simply a mind game.

When Red Cards Don't Suffice

So you and the fellas are going out to enjoy a nice game of futbol to revel in some good old fashioned man-time. All of the classic elements are there. You know, some healthy competition, great displays of athleticism, a couple good physical confrontations, and, of course, a good solid man-thong. Hold that thought…brotha!? Ok, so I can understand the comfort of some briefs or compression shorts during a vigorous game of soccer, but a man thong, really!?? One could suffer more than just exposing themselves to the crowd; does the word “flossing” mean anything to anyone?

Here’s the deal, if you are going to be so bold as to rock that thing out like that (with matching colors, might I add – he thought about this), at least have some sort of fail-safe. For instance you could securely fasten your jersey to your shorts to prevent the ever-so-eager camera man from capturing this lovely shot.

Oh…South Africa lost the match 3-1; talk about salt on the wound.

Nobody is Innocent...

Sorry it has been so long since my last post but I would be remissed if I let this blog die. So without further ranting and raving, here is the reinstating picture and post:

You'll have to forgive me, but in all honesty, I don’t know how to describe or explain what is going on here. Perhaps it would be best to leave this image’s explanation up to some possible captions:
"Human Genome Project: Violent Babies?"
"Local SWAT Team Detained Until Further Notice"
"Changing the Diaper: A New Approach"
"Ok, so I escaped from the crib, but GEEZ!!"
"Celebrity Children: Overprotected?"
"Ok team, you know the drill, let's move out. Leave no survivors"
"C'mon guys, is public urination really that serious?!"