When Red Cards Don't Suffice

So you and the fellas are going out to enjoy a nice game of futbol to revel in some good old fashioned man-time. All of the classic elements are there. You know, some healthy competition, great displays of athleticism, a couple good physical confrontations, and, of course, a good solid man-thong. Hold that thought…brotha!? Ok, so I can understand the comfort of some briefs or compression shorts during a vigorous game of soccer, but a man thong, really!?? One could suffer more than just exposing themselves to the crowd; does the word “flossing” mean anything to anyone?

Here’s the deal, if you are going to be so bold as to rock that thing out like that (with matching colors, might I add – he thought about this), at least have some sort of fail-safe. For instance you could securely fasten your jersey to your shorts to prevent the ever-so-eager camera man from capturing this lovely shot.

Oh…South Africa lost the match 3-1; talk about salt on the wound.